analysis

A special form of telekenesis that targets and inflicts pain to one's anus.

I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.

by J-Hoax June 14, 2010

Analetic

The power to deduce, analyze, conclude, and predict very well and quickly.

Also is used when someone has the power to control every part of their mind, body, and spirit perfectly.

He’s got the power of Analetics by his side!

by TrustingTroller June 10, 2019

Meowspeak Analysis

This is how we will one day speak to our delectable kittens on a deeper level. We will measure the inflection of their Meowspeak and determine their emotions based off of this.

I just used Meowspeak Analysis to determine Meow Meowsons’ emotions. We are now best friends and can communicate seamlessly.

by Birdie Birdiekins October 15, 2019

Kowalski analysis

A meme that takes it's roots from the Penguins of Madagascar series, featuring a team of 4 commando penguins.

The quote itself is commonly used in the series by the Penguins' leader - Skipper, to ask for an analysis of the situation, in order to take proper precautions.

The meme itself is used in various comment sections.

Skipper: Kowalski analysis!
Kowalski: This must be the work of an enemy stand, sir.

by Invalnorious November 9, 2018

Analysis

A stupid assignment that teachers and profs will give to you in an attempt to make you smarter.

"Please turn in the analysis at the end of the class period, and remember, it's all to make you smarter!"

-My AP lang teacher.

by idontlikedoinghw May 21, 2010

Legal Analysis

1. thinking usually independent of and unaffected by objective reality 2. the process of using legal terms to alter, create or deny reality 3. process used to maintain or assist the status quo, power structure, and the resourceful and effective 4. a thought process commonly raised to the level of stupidity while maintaining the appearance of brilliance 5. sometimes called inverted intelligence.

The judge used his superior powers of Legal Analysis to determine my guilt despite knowing I was at the golf course with him at the time the crime was committed.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Analitical Knowledge

An individual that is well versed in all things anal. Has a complete knowledge of the workings of the bunghole for bodily and sexual functions.

Sonja made sure that her new boyfriend was not only well hung but also possessed the requisite analitical knowledge that she would require from him to exploit her cravings to have her mud tunnel penetrated on a regular basis.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015