analytical chemistry

A terrifying and disgusting combination of statistics and chemistry that will crush your social/sex life into nothingness. This is assuming, however, that said person had one before this class.

person1: Hey bro! last night was crazy! what did you end up doing?

person2: Oh, not much you know... sat at home and wanked it till the wee hours of the morning!

person1: Woah, why?

person2: Analytical chemistry took it to me bro.

by freebord4lyf January 21, 2010

analistic

When you talk out of your ass

"Every time my ex talks to me, it's so 'analistic'."

by Poogasm January 24, 2016

analisis

A cancerous and incorrect way of saying analysis

"Time to put my analisis skills to the test!"
"you mean analysis?"
"No. Analisis . Correct yourself."

by Because we're retarded May 26, 2017

Aalyssa

Aalyssa is a fucking beautiful girl. She has the most weird but amazing personality She has weird but funny quirks She is the most sexy girl you will ever meet in your life time. She has an amazing body and just perfect inner-thighs

Me: Aalyssa is a fucking beauty.

You: Who's Aalyssa?

Me: You fucking don't know who she is? She is the most beautiful woman on Earth!

by SmeariestMocha9 May 26, 2020

analis

a beautiful talented person. usually female a great sense of humor and a good friend

person: i met this girl she so nice. her name is...

me: Analis?

person: how did you know?

by the person who knows analis September 28, 2011

Annalyse

Annalyse, she seems shy to most people, but when you're her friend she comes out of her shell and appears as a whole nother person. She is outgoing and respectful and responsible, timid but a little out there. Give her a second chance and she'll get it right, determination is a bright trait. She is athletic and can't get enough when she goes out to shop.

Wow, did you hear her? I mean, just look at her. She's no Annalyse.

by Fireworkgirl0220 June 11, 2016

analise

from the word, amazing, coolest person i know

analise can drop and pop it like its hot

by some1 January 9, 2005