Alan Robbins

A term used to describe an individual who takes the team off of his back. Likes to Power Gobble and Glacier Bus. Engages in ruining senior years.

Beware: Running into an Allan Robbins can cause buzz-kill, flaccidity of reproductive organs, and an all around desire to hang yourself.

"Hey, why you ruining our school? Everyone knows that homecoming dances are for grinding, that student crowds need to be straight, and that Cat Scratch Fever is a Ted Nugent song." "Yeah, your being such an Alan Robbins right now."

by UnsilentMajority December 19, 2011

Aland

Aland

Aland He’s from b8 alum rock he’s some next sexy gizza which get all the girls in school he’s bare cleaver at his subjects as he is in set 2 for most of he’s subject fuk with him and you will get bun

by John McFlurry December 12, 2018

Alan B. Shepard High School

Decent school if you exclude all the nicotined addicted kids in the bathrooms, huddled up in the disability stall (6-10 kids), or the annoyigly loud thot ass females in the halls or cafeteria who are loud for no apparent reason and just stop their little gossip wall in the middle of the halls blocking people from getting class,(No Debra, I dont care about you and your friends body count, let me get to chemistry class) or the fights that happens almost everyday (entertaining at the least) like yeah, I get that she was being racist and got her ass beat by two latinias but cmon, let me get to class with out a crowd blocking the way to the class i gotta go. But the best part of it all is that i get to see paul's chill ass and him giving me fist bumps and high fives (love ya paul). Who's Josh?

*kid shaking in bathroom* "aye bro, lemme get a hit of that, cmon bro i reeeeeally need it bro"

*Girl w/friends in hall way* "OMG jesse did you know if I can get a surgar daddy from Twitter, I wont have to work ever in my lif-, HEY JACKASS, WE'RE WALKING HERE"

*Dude just annoyed/stuck behind her posse* "Shut up hoe, you smell like uncooked crab left in the sun for weeks"

Thats how Alan B. Shepard High School works

by Kale from allstate November 29, 2019

Alan

Me nigga

I am Alan

by Scoozy April 30, 2021

Alan Ngo

A male who likes to destroy the female genitalia with his erect penis. He usually is bombarded with requests to impregnate the daughters of many mothers. He is an awesome guy all together, and you would be lucky to be affiliated with this fine hunk of a male. If you ever meet an Alan Ngo, you must get on your knees immediately and pray. After this has happened, he will then say "Let the twerking commence!" and you will start twerking with eachother. This is the first of a three step mating ritual. The second step is the most important part.... He will observe you closely and decide if you are worthy of being his mistress. If you pass the second step, you will be taken back to his hut and will never be heard of again.

Females- "Woah man, look! AN ALAN! Get on your knees! HURRY!"
Alan Ngo- "LET THE TWERKING COMMENCE!!!!"

etc,

by Urban Dictionary Definitions May 28, 2013

Alannah

boss ass bitch

everyone:the boss ass bitch is alannah

by soyouknow123 June 1, 2018

Alan Colmes

1. One of two moderate Democrats on FOX news, the other being Gretta Van Sustren.
2. Hannity's biatch.
3. The Squirrely-est man alive.

1. "Hi this is Alan Colmes for Hannity & Colmes, let's see what the top headlines for "On the Record" With Gretta Van Sustren are tonight, probably something about Scott Peterson for the 359th day in a row"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"

by Flint Johnson December 11, 2004