palo alto

palo alto is a town in california which is a kick ass town, with the high schools, Gunn and Paly.

Palo Alto is a Kick ass place to live

by kaellisxey September 24, 2005

los altos

a town in northern cali where most of the people have no souls, but lots of cash.

people in los altos only have money, not a soul.

by durangedllama February 23, 2008

alto saxaphone

One of several instruments in the saxaphone family. The saxaphone is often confused with the saxophone, a wind instrument invented by Adolphe Sax in 1840. Saxaphone is a word used by uneducated simpletons that need to spend more time near a dictionary and less time trying to associate themselves with the many facets of coolness offered by the saxophone and legitimate saxophone players world-wide.

For sale: one used saxaphone. I'm not sure if it's a tenor or alto, I'm not a musician.

by Paulie C May 3, 2005

alto clef

Not as good as a violin or a bass. It’s as good as shit

The viola is such an alto clef

by Viola4life February 7, 2018

Los Altos

A town in the bay area/silicon valley in northern California. It started as a apricot orchard or something, and grew into the glorious haven for upper-middle class citizens in the area we now talk about. Mostly full of old people who are real assholes, 5th graders to seniors who wonder around the town being douches and smoking weed, and their parents, who seem completely oblivious to what goes around in town. Not much happens in this town, its a big heap of boring shit. The town thinks that a hotel would be a better thing to have than a movie theater, which shows how far up its own ass this town is. Los Altos is full of spoiled white kids with a few minorities thrown in their, and there is really no diversity in the town. Los Altos is the town that everyone who lives there is well off, and can the people can practically get whatever they want. If you want to live in Los Altos, have fun with... whatever we have in this town.

Person 1: Hey man, did you hear about all of that hardcore shit coming from Los Altos?
Person 2: No

by HowAreYouToday May 1, 2013

alto noob

Little children on games with mics who have an extremely high pitched voice, often times hurting ear drums and causing brain damage.

STFU ALTO NOOB! Hey alto noob, stfu and go back to the nursery where you belong.

by Lexoz November 6, 2007

Torviscas Alto

noun, geogr.

a part of Playa de las Americas town in Southern Tenerife. Home to upper income earners from Brittain and Germany or Russian oil company executives. A better, posher, finer, safer place to live.

Movin' to Torviscas Alto next month: the rent will eventually kill me but I will die in style.

by Sasha Henke June 22, 2007