find me in the alps

A less abrasive way of saying “Fuck me in the ass”

Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”

The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps
when youre getting pegged by a Thai ladyboy but mom said cursing is bad

FIND ME IN THE ALPS
by TheBirdWillNeverMockAgain March 22, 2022
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dirty alpes

to have intercourse in the ski alpes with your ski masks still on
"You ever get down and dirty doing the dirty alpes on vacation?"
by magickmarkers8 November 01, 2018
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alpes

Someone that's shaped more larger and round.
It's alright that you breath heavy, that's common for you alpes.
by UrbanLargeD July 02, 2023
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Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.
“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
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Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.
“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
by pochitatel November 20, 2021
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Alps

Can also be used as a replacement for ass when you don't want to swear.
by Matthew678 May 16, 2019
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Alp

Ass licking pussy some one who live for the pleasure of others but many find this trait very annoying so they will be called an alp
Jessica - omfg why does he keep texting me Samantha- he doesn't stop like can he stop being such an alp
by Pussylicking hoe January 28, 2021
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