allerdice

A man who takes many bribes and eventually gets fired from his job

Trish:My husband is a big allerdice

Husband : No I'm not I only sold I children coz Roger told me to

by Teddylol April 19, 2017

Allergies

I’m allergic to the sun

I have allergies

by dumb waves May 22, 2019

Clown Allergies

1. Sneezing that is blamed on your co-workers.
2. Feeling ill dealing with incompetent co-workers.

That clown sitting in the cube next to me is giving me clown allergies.

by Dust373 August 17, 2012

It's allergies

A phrase people dealing with infections such as conjunctivitis or influenza say to others when they don't want to scare anyone because they are contagious. They usually say the allergies are environmental, such as from dust or pollen, since these sorts of allergies often produce similar symptoms.

Dimitri: Why are your eyes red? Do you have pink-eye?
Ivan: It's allergies, I think it's from dust.

by nickcityplanner January 10, 2023

pants allergies

A preference for jeans, even in the work place and "grown up" world; an aversion to slacks.

I can't go to that client meeting! I have serious pants allergies!

by SkippyD1 January 21, 2006

Squirrel Allergies

The painful reality that those of us who are allergic to squirrels suffer from.

One time I was lying in the grass looking up at the clouds and all of a sudden a squirrel landed on my face. Due to my horrible squirrel allergies, my head exploded upon impact. I was rushed to the hospital, and after 38 hours of surgery from the leadong Asian headsposiologist, and a whole roll of duct tape, my squirrel allergy attack was finally taken care of.

by Headsposiologist December 6, 2009

Allerviciant

1. One who has many character traits.
2. Describing one who is confused or has frequent "blonde moments."
3. A talented, well-rounded being, often meaning that he/she is stuck-up or a show off, and often very hypocritical.
4. One who is very smart or bright, often misunderstood, yet gets along with everyone.
5. Of or pertaining to randomness.

Chick: Did you go see that one-man-show?
Dude: Yeah! That was awesome! But he was so freaking stupid!
Chick: I know! He was so allerviciant!

by Sgt. Gemstone March 3, 2007