alf

What a beautiful set of of letters - a lifetime friendship

I met many people forty years ago and we still keep in touch. We have alf

by CriostoirHulme September 5, 2005

alf

a person of cuban descent who enjoys his herbs. An enemy of o'really oreilly

alf: uhh mrs. o'rielly can i sift now.
oreally oreielly: no blake now sit down and stop making penis pancakes.
Alf: can i go get the herbs in the backyard
oreally orielly: whipe that stupid smurk off ur face and stop getting mad cuz u suck at towel basketball.

by mr. alfontzo April 28, 2008

alf

one who walks up to tiny female beings, lifts his arm and sprays rotten skunk crotch odor at their face.

you-The other day Alf tried to corner me and emit his toxins in an attempt to scrog me.
me-That dagnabbit son of a beaver muncher!

by djneighneigh March 9, 2004

alf

people who have lost there humanity.

Joseph Stallin, Adolf Hitler, any body else who beleives it is okay to put human life at risk due to an ideal or goal.

by ZombE February 10, 2005

Alf Trolleydocker

An old man with 2 walking sticks who is such a genius he can walk at a 90 degree angle. He leaves his home once a day to display his unique talent to the envious world under the pretext of going to post a letter.

Who is West Bridgford's finest athlete?

That'll be Alf Trolleydocker, the 90 degree genius.

Where did he get his walk from?

I believe he got it from a corner shop.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009

Alf Stewart

Alfred James "Alf" Stewart is a fictional character from the Australian Channel Seven soap opera Home and Away and and a parody of doodleburger, full time rapist played by Ray Meagher. The character debuted on-screen during the serial's pilot episode on 17 January 1988 while raping Sally. . Meagher is the only remaining original cast member still present. Thanks to Summer Bay, Alf still has his thunder. Also Loose as fuck.

Have you seem the little Cambodian kid Alf Stewart stole from the markets?

Exactly.

by Rape101 October 20, 2013

The Alf Cannon

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

by Daniel "Leo the Great" Krcmar June 11, 2006