a really cool dude , he has the most amazing girl friend ever named brooklyn , they were ment to be for ever
ALEK HAS A AMAZING GIRL
by BEASTLYNINJA1238507 December 4, 2010
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Get the aleks mug.A guy who is a manwhore, a cheater, and an all out asshole. He also sleeps with any of his girlfriends' sisters, cousins, or step-sisters.
However, for a guy who can be a huge asshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.
However, for a guy who can be a huge asshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.
Aleks: I'm so f*cking frustrated right now.
Virgin: What's wrong Aleks?
Aleks: I haven't had sex in two weeks.
Virgin: Well if there's anything I can do let me know...
Aleks: I will not have sex with you!
Virgin: I didn't know I was offering.
Virgin: What's wrong Aleks?
Aleks: I haven't had sex in two weeks.
Virgin: Well if there's anything I can do let me know...
Aleks: I will not have sex with you!
Virgin: I didn't know I was offering.
by obwait December 14, 2010
Get the aleks mug.Not to be confused with "Alex", the way most normal people spell their names, 'Aleks is different and unique. Despite being a huge prick underneath his wonderfully put together outfits and occasional guyliner, an 'Aleks is actually worth your time.
If you're looking for an easy lay, that is.
An 'Aleks may look dashing and ruggedly handsome, but don't be fooled. Said 'Aleks will compliment you and make you feel sexy one minute, then call you out on your choice of fast food for lunch, in the most depreciating way possible.
The 'Aleks will often reek of horrific body odor, he doesn't bathe, and if he does, it's most likely twice every three weeks.
If you come across an 'Aleks, you should probably turn your head, lest he seduce you, and infect you with every STD mankind knows. (And most likely one or two that haven't been discovered yet)
If you're looking for an easy lay, that is.
An 'Aleks may look dashing and ruggedly handsome, but don't be fooled. Said 'Aleks will compliment you and make you feel sexy one minute, then call you out on your choice of fast food for lunch, in the most depreciating way possible.
The 'Aleks will often reek of horrific body odor, he doesn't bathe, and if he does, it's most likely twice every three weeks.
If you come across an 'Aleks, you should probably turn your head, lest he seduce you, and infect you with every STD mankind knows. (And most likely one or two that haven't been discovered yet)
Girl 1: "Oh my gosh, he smells so BADLY!"
Girl 2: "Shhh! That's an 'Aleks, it's taboo to say a hot guy smells."
Girl 2: "Shhh! That's an 'Aleks, it's taboo to say a hot guy smells."
by butthurtgirl October 22, 2011
Get the 'Aleks mug.Nickname for Aleksander . If one calls themselves Aleksander with a "k", they lack potential to rise up as an Alpha unlike their Alexander (with an "x") counterparts.
Seriously who writes Alex with a "ks"... only the ones who killsteal(ks) on Apex.
Seriously who writes Alex with a "ks"... only the ones who killsteal(ks) on Apex.
by NibbaShakira March 19, 2019
Get the Aleks mug.Aleks is the Cheese that spews from yer Knob after a long hard diagonal thrust. You know that you have made an aleks when you find the remains on your wall and/or girlfriends tits. If not cleaned immediately the aleks will crust and stain. And nobody likes a crusty aleks.
"...And honey... Make sure to clean up your Aleks before you leave for school! No one likes a crusty Aleks!"
"But mom....."
"But mom....."
by gloria glovebox August 14, 2006
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