alastair halls

Alastair halls is the most gay, retarded and just fucking dumb person you will meet. If you are unlucky and become friends with min you will probably wake up with his chode in your mouth.

SO WATCH OUT !

Hey you see that weird curly chubby cheeked faggot over there, he looks like a really Alastair halls.

by Qwertyh. nj May 17, 2016

Alastair Cheetham

14As best defender

Alastair Cheetham is the 14As best defender

by Dirty Darren September 22, 2020

Alastair

Typically can be found in your local vape shop, Alastair is a rather peculiar person whom your parents might ask you to stay away from. Other then being weird, he is a smart and bright fellow but is always clumsy.

Did you hear about Alastair? Yeah, we should watch out for him.

by NikRamen November 6, 2022

Alastair McCrae

Alastair McCrae is a little man

Dan: “Do you know Alastair McCrae?”
Sam: “no”
Dan: “exactly”

by HealyMeister January 8, 2022

alastair

alastair is so pretty and wonderful! she lightens my day by just texting me. i wish i could tell her i like her but i’m too scared

good morning alastair! you look pretty today.

by am i a star November 23, 2021