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Alastair Cheetham

Alastair Cheetham is the 14As best defender
by Dirty Darren September 22, 2020
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Alastair tax

When a victory is reduced in skill because the team you beat has Alastair on it
“Wow , that was a good win against Vietcong
“Nah , it’s was pretty average , you’re forgetting about Alastair Tax”
by BigManBurmo January 28, 2021
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Alastair McCrae

Dan: “Do you know Alastair McCrae?”
Sam: “no”
Dan: “exactly
by HealyMeister January 8, 2022
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Timothy Alastair McLain

One must always look up to him, as he is not man, but a being so powerful and majestic that all of humankind must watch in awe and disbelief at his form. TAM is one to be revered, one to be feared, one to be worshipped, one to be sacrificed for, one to put above the belief or ideas of all else. TAM is not God, but he is above God, and he shall be treated as if nothing else in the world possesses any minute value, as all universal importance stems from TAM.
Give your life for Timothy Alastair McLain or you will be as worthless as a woman.
by Elizabeth Shuk the Third October 12, 2021
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Dirty Alastair

A Dirty Alastair is a person that enjoys a colonoscopy far too much for the comfort any doctors or nurses performing the procedure.

Oftentimes they will book unessassary colonoscopies for no other reason than boredom, or to avoid their other personal or professional obligations.
John won't be at the clientcmeeting this afternoon, he's pulled a Dirty Alastair again...Those poor nurses.
by SCKnocking September 12, 2021
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Alistair

noun
1. The best boss in the world; an Alistair boss is kind, smart, wise, strong, charismatic, always generous with his time and advice, and has limitless patience
2. An Alistair is a leader. He is a mentor, teacher and inspires everyone who works for him to be their best self. It is a privilege to work for an Alistair
3. You always want to be around an Alistair...his energy is magnetic. You are so proud to know and work for an Alistair!
Everyone should have an Alistair in their lives :-)
by 1974 kid December 23, 2022
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Alistair

Alistair:

A person who is genuine. An Alistair is usually always hot. He cares about people as much as himself. A kid who dresses nice and tries to impress, but not in a cocky way. An Alistair usually has dark blue eyes and has stylish hair. He is tall, handsome, and fun to be around. He plays sports but usually "sports talk" is boring to him. He is usually shy to most people, but he can be the life of the party if he wants to. People are jealous of an Alistair. An Alistair is also smart.
"Woah, did you see that guy?!?!"

"Ya, he is in my class! Super nice guy, and cute."

"I need his number. Is he like an Alistair?"

"YES! He is an Alistair! I want his number too!"

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"God dude. He has everything. Why is he so lucky?"

"I don't know man. He's such an Alistair."
by Alist er August 22, 2012
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