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Agent 47 

A genetically modified clone, created by a crazy ex-French Legionare named Dr. Ort-Meyer. Agent 47, often refered to as Mr. 47, or just 47, later killed his five 'fathers', who provided DNA to Ort-Meyer. 47 was trained from a young age in the skills of assassination, stealth, and firearms. He uses these skills to perform assassanations for the ICA, an assassination firm. 47 is quite strong, and can take several shots to the torso before incapacation. He has been betrayed and munipilated many times, and as a result, his trust and faith in others has been almost destroyed. 47 remains calm, even in a shoot out. At one point in time, the ICA is almost completly wiped out, but Diana 'betrays' 47, and presumably kills him, and arranges for a rival assassination agency to have his corpse destroyed. But it's revealed that Diana did not kill 47, and 47 'rises from the dead' and kills the rival assassin agency's leader. 47 appears to be asexual. Agent 47 has been in four video games (soon to be five), and one movie.
Agent 47 performed yet another perfect hit.

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Agent 47 does not like girls. I think he's afraid of cooties.
Agent 47 by Comrade 47 March 1, 2008
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Agent Smith 

Any employee who acts as management's lackey. They will relay any criticisms you utter of management to them, keep a close eye on what you're up to and act to break up any threat to the establishment within any organization.
We really shouldn't be talking about what an ass the manager is around Sarah, she's an Agent Smith.
Agent Smith by great success January 15, 2011

agent 47 

The real Agent 47 is David Bateson, not Vin Fucktard Diesel.
Hey did you hear about the new Hitman movie coming out?

Yeah it should be awesome.

Not quite.

Why?

Agent 47 is gonna be that meatwad Vin Diesel. He should be portrayed by the man they modeled him after, David Bateson.
agent 47 by 75475645 December 8, 2006

Agent Aids 

The name given to somebody that knows they have AIDS and still proceeds to go to pound town
"That Agent Aids is such a psycho"
Agent Aids by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

Agent Skully

The term you say to your friends after getting some good head
Guys I just got some good Agent Skully
Agent Skully by Agent skully August 11, 2019
Someone who saved great zapfish and popstar Callie
Agent 4 is so cool!
Agent 4 by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022

Agent Smith 

A badass from the Matrix Trilogy. Gets extremly pissy when Neo aka Thomas Anderson is around and feels the strange compulsion to kick Neo's ass.
Agent Smith secretly enjoys Starbucks coffee.
Agent Smith by Drugless September 21, 2005