Aftersong

That really bad song that comes after a great one on your playlist.

I was listening to some Linkin Park, then this horrible Aftersong by Madonna plays.

by BuzzKillingTon December 19, 2008

Afterslob

The act of busting a nut in the morning after being horny all night

Jake had to pull a afterslob after holding it in all night

by sean15 July 4, 2019

Alpha Afterschool

afterschool but worst
you gotta stay for a long amount of time
but worst of all you get assigned homework

Kid1: Man i gotta go to this shitty afterschool
Kid2: o that sucks ass
Kid1: na its an alpha afterschool
Kid2: good fucking luck

by Struggling Asian October 25, 2018

Shamrock Aftershock

The minty fresh breath that one experiences when belching after the consumption of a Shamrock Shake. The Shamrock Aftershock is often an unexpected yet pleasant minty surprise.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/

Dude, I think I drank my shake to fast and I feel a shamrock aftershock coming.

by Trayf March 2, 2009

orgy aftershock

waking up the next morning after having partied like a you werent ever gonna wake up again and asking yourself and the ass holes around you "what the fuck happened"

during my lunch break, i sat next to my good friend amanda, and started describing to her in detail what a bad case of orgy aftershock i had and how i was having a terrible hair day and that my shoes didn't match my bag, and that was when she told me that we had been making out with eachother for half the night.

by picashi November 1, 2006

Aftershock

When you have an initial crap that comes out fine, then 30 mins later, there is a huge rush of diarrhea. The initial dump must feel complete, not pinched off to qualify.

"Man, I thought I had a no wiper, but i was sitting at my desk later and felt the aftershock coming on."

by Hendri6 February 19, 2009

Utica Aftershave

When someone emits a combination of strong unpleasant odors it can be said that they are wearing Utica aftershave. While these unpleasant odors can vary from person to person, there are chief odors that remain consistent: stale or wet tobacco, alcohol, body odors such as flatulents and sweat and dirty clothes are often trademarks of the "Utica aftershave" aroma. Despite its overt references to the pejoritave, the term often implies fraternal bonding and serves as a reflection of irony all Uticans possess. Utica is often lambasted as the most undesirable city in New York state, and Uticans who are well aware of their inferior status have learned to turn the art of self-deprecation into a form of indirect pride (when they put themselves down it is as if they are saying, "We know we are a sorry lot, but if we excel at anything it's at being a sorry lot").

friend #1: Man, I'm ready to go find some chicks today.
friend #2: Yeah, I can tell you're ready for some action. You got your new shoes on and you're wearing that Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Man, screw you!
friend #1: Dang! You stink.
friend #2: Man, screw you!

friend #1: Man, I stink today. I'm wearing my Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Me too. I didn't wear deodorant so I guess I'm wearing Utica aftershave too.
friend #1: We should distill this odor somehow and market it as Utica aftershave. I bet we could make a million dollars.
friend #2: They would have to sell it in the bad hygiene department.

by Jamallerian October 13, 2007