Ben Affleck

Absolutely directly means "noob".

Look at that Ben Affleck who just got shot.

by Pvt. Pirate December 16, 2010

Affleck's Law

Calling everyone who doesn't agree with you a racist, when race has nothing to do with it.

Affleck's Law.

Sam: Islam is the mother lode of bad ideas.

Affleck: Racist!

Everyone with a half a brain: Umm, Affleck, islam's not a race.

by Mojo1961 October 9, 2014

Affleck

to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed

i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore

by jim July 23, 2003

affleckinsale

the hypothetical celebrity hybrid name that would come of ben affleck and kate beckinsale hooking up.

tangerine: "it's too bad ben affleck and kate beckinsale are both married with children."

confused friend: "...why?"

tangerine: "because that means affleckinsale will never happen."

by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009

Ben Afflecktion

The psychological term describing the phenomenon in which a patient with Multiple Personality Disorder exhibits completely identical characteristics for each varying persona; accompanied by a lack of talent, creativity, and stage presence.

"He always acts exactly the same, regardless of the situation and enviroment. I wonder if he suffers from Ben Afflecktion?"

by nepo October 18, 2013

affleck's palace

A huge yet inconspicious shop in manchester where all the scene/fashionXcore cunt girls form stoke on trent go on the train. Often the aforementioned fashion core cunts are drunk 15 year olds looking for tutus and old badges to make them seem individual. Their plan is fatally flawed.. they go in and buy exactly the same things in different colours, therefore looking the exact carbon copies of each other.

They mess up affleck's palace for everyone else. Because the shop-keepers expect everyone else to be cunts. The fashionXcore elite rarely ever venture upstairs in affleck's apalce, to the second hand and thrift stalls because they're so 'vintage' they can't own anything older than 3 months old. The only reason they go upstairs is if they're drunk or have heard that someone will pierce their lip or give them a star tatoo for a relatively low price, without parental consent.

Affleck's palace would actually be half decent if it wasn't for these vans-wearing cunts blocking the entrance.

fashionXcore girl: ah, me and chez went manchester the other day when we were supposed be at school, we went on the train and spent the whole day there.
me: didn't you go anywhere else in manchester?
fashionXcore girl: where's manchester?

Scene cunt: Ah, I well bought a super ted badge and a tutu from affleck's paalce the other day. Affleck's palace is mint.. do you know what's upstairs?
Me: yeah, it's really cool, there's all these second hand shops..
Scene cunt: second hand shops? really? Well i was gonna go up last time but this woman kept iving me evils.
Me: Oh yeah, I know the one.. She's really nice I had a really long conversation with her the other day about just life in general. The people at Affleck's palace love me because I don't dress speak or act like a cunt.
Scene cunt: Well.. I was drunk!
Me: exactly you scene cunt.

by FUCKfashioncCUNTcore April 11, 2006

Aflexa

Aflexa is a way to call you're a bit dramatic, gossipy, and all around bitchy bestfriend named Alexa. Normally Aflexas' are sport lovers and usually play things like softball or soccer. Aflexa is also a person of the male sex worst nightmare! As they get extremely triggered for no reason when you insult them in any kind of way.

Ha look at Alexa's face right now!

Yeah she's looking like a Aflexa.

by DictionJay April 3, 2017