False Advertisement

when you a see a girl from behind or far away and your like "DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM she fine" then you see her up close and youur like "DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM" she nasty. Primarily happens when she has a nice body and a butterface (meaning she's good "but her face")

Last week alex saw this hot girl at Macdaddydonalds then she turned around and it was a mom. He was like thats False advertisement.

by Franklin gribble August 27, 2006

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paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic

dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school

dude2: advertisement

by Masta Dragon Red July 12, 2004

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advertissement-Gonzo

advertissement gonzo: the amorphous, racially ambiguous, usually black female character in advertisments, intended to appeal to more Americans and which may be the future "ideal American" that may be expected from demographic trends. This person usually looks half-white, part black and hispanic, tweaked with Asian, and like Gonzo in the Muppets, you don't really know what it is. The French spelling is to show that being an "advertissement Gonzo" is chic, modern, trendy, and cool.

Man, I don't know what that girl is i the iPod comercial, she's not black, Hispanic, Asian or white, kinda like Gonzo doesn't look like any particular animal in the Muppets. You could say she is an advertissement-Gonzo.

by Al Cane May 11, 2011

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Advertisement is maybe the most hated thing on the internet.
Some of them are for showing products, services, clickbait, viruses, etc.

Try an adblocker if you don't want to see any advertisement.

1: Wait what.. What is this square looking thingy?
2: Uhh that's and advertisement.
1: Well sh!t.

by Fpurnocgtriaomn November 26, 2017

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The reason people don't watch Cable TV anymore

I used to have cable TV, but most of the shows suck, and there are too many advertisements

by Wqter January 5, 2019

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A dumb thing that has somehow trumped the level of annoying that mosquitos have earned.

Fuck off corporate big guy. No, I don't want to buy anything from a sketchy site called wish I want to watch/read/write my video/article/novel instead of looking at advertisements

by BigManMitchel October 5, 2019

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