Adobe Mountain School

A "prison" that is ran by the Arizona Department of Juvenile Corrections in North Phoenix, that inmates/former inmates act like is hardcore, in an attempt to gain respect, when really it is very similar to a daycare and full of snitches, child molesters, and fake gangsters.

Former Inmate #1: "Yo dawg I just did 4 months in Adobe Mountain School, it was crazy people were getting killed everyday it was hardcore."

Former Inmate #2: "Really?, cause I just got released last March and it was full of pussies."

by #29812 March 28, 2011

Adobe turn-over

Fucking on the infield of a baseball diamond, the gentleman (on top) holds the backs of the ladies ankles in the air, pulls out at point of ejaculation, leans up and foward and shoots his load on the ladies face and hair. Then spinning her face down by the ankles he breads the coated areas with dirt. Allow to dry.

Pamela received some odd looks on the bus ride home, after her adobe turn-over.

by King Danish April 21, 2009

Adobe Illustrator

Also known as "the death of workflow" this software is used to accomplish tedious tasks over and over again. Interns, but also senior employees, most of them coming from prestigious universities, are forced to use it by their directors. This implies moving the same arrows from left to right and from top to bottom until cerebral atrophy occurs. It may also stir serious debates about color tones and proper line-weights. Choosing corn flower blue instead of ultra violet might cause another wasted night in front of the screen, clicking on lines, one by one.

"Damn, last night I was doing Adobe Illustrator work until 6am."
"If you don't design what I told you, you will do Illustrator work for a month!"
"My boss is making me do Illustrator work because he thinks I'm too creative"

by wwhat should I use December 18, 2018

Adobe Threesome

Your Adobe Product, and Browser, fucking the Ram until it doesn't want to work anymore.

OH NO! I Accidentally left the YouTube tab open while After Effects is running! I better close it before it starts an Adobe Threesome!

by starpelly July 25, 2020

Adobe Flash Player

Is what u call a human that wears a stupid but still fucking swagy outfit.

For example if u see a dude wearing a stupid but drippy outfit u say:
Damn he's Adobe Flash Player !!!

by BigPapaCarlos December 23, 2021

Adobe Gremlins

The little gremlins that kick you outta class

- Sorry I keep getting booted. Adobe Gremlins out for blood today

by procrastination_to_the_max May 2, 2022

Adobe'd

When a big corporation gets so arrogant and big that their standard response to customer service is to screw you over and to still charge you afterwards.

P1: "How did the call with the mobile company go?"

P2: "They bent me over and Adobe'd me until my eyes popped."

P1: "Damn."

P2: "Right? And they even asked for money for it!"

by S. J. M. November 1, 2022