Accordion

A musical instrument which is played by expanding and compressing the bellows while pressing down buttons, keys, or a combination of both (depending on the kind of accordoin). The accordion has long received a bad repuation and been known as the worst instrument ever. However, the accordion isn't bad. It's just misunderstood.

Contrary to popular opinion, the accordion isn't only a crappy polka instrument. I can be sucessfully used in many style of music including: Cajun music, Zydeco, Tango, Irish music, and (surprise, surprise!) rock.

I saw an amazing accordion player today. He was really rockin'. But then someone came up and shot him in the head for playing the accordion.

by MazurkaMatt June 23, 2006

muddy acorn

When the tip of a mans penis has shit on it as a result of anal sex

After bubba pulled his cock out of my ass, I noticed I gave him a muddy acorn

by Cb & ck February 6, 2018

Honda Accord romance

Any relationship where the other party could care less if their partner drives a Honda Accord Ex or a Cl65 Amg.

A Honda Accord romance is true love without materialistic distractions.

by Fred Riahi February 11, 2006

Rusty Accordian

Female version of the rusty trombone, where a guy or girl tosses a females salad while fingering her box from a reach around position

Last night i had a concert in my bedroom, my girl played my rusty trombone and i returned the favor by playing a solo on her rusty accordian

by R.M.C, October 23, 2008

acorn licker

someone who is really bad dude. Or soeone who looks 'nutty lickin'

Guy: Hey you're a total acorn licker
Bob: Am not
Guy: yeah you totally lick acorns

by Rainbowsss January 16, 2008

Acorn Politics

A condition caused by panic mongering in political circles. The act of panicking the public for the purpose of pushing ahead a false agenda.

An example was first found in children's story "The Sky is Falling" Chicken Little and Henny Penny, panicked when an acorn fell on their heads. Acorn Politics is using the media and popular culture to panic the masses regarding a perceived social ill. examples: weapons of mass destruction, anthropomorphic global warming; Y2K global computer failures

by Onecanuck September 14, 2009

Acorn Mob

A West Oakland mob mostly from the Acorn Projects. Notorious for its numerous murders.

What set you from? Im with that Acorn Mob.

by lil clique July 14, 2010