accomplishment

Something you'll never achieve

My only accomplishment is not dying every day

by M.V. May 13, 2016

Accomplishame

When you feel accomplishment from doing something you're not particularly proud of.

I feel accomplishame for eating that entire order of cheese fries

by The One that don't need a gun September 15, 2016

Aconplishinh

To bravely dwindle beer supplies for the sake of honor.

1. Damn Strick, you and your derby girls totally aconplishinhed last night.

2. It was a challenge to her very identity as a derby girl. She would aconplishinh this challenge and prove her true standing.

by Squirrel Ex Machina June 3, 2010

acconolishments

An act, achievement, or status that is in high regard to a drunk person who can’t pronounce or spell due to intoxication.

Look at that fish! Don't diminish windmann's acconolishments.

by Truesecond March 19, 2019

mission assccomplished

When you finally convince your partner to do butt stuff after a long time of wearing down their barrier to it

"Yo, I finally got my girlfriend to do anal after eight months of dating. Fuckin' mission assccomplished!"

by BeepBoopSon August 24, 2016

Mission Taccomplished

When a person returns successfully from a trip for carry-out Mexican food.

"When will Dad be home with dinner? I'm hungry"
(door opens)
"Mission Taccomplished!"

by ZBBMcFate August 9, 2019

Achomlishment

Believing one has achieved something great while being blind to one’s failures, privilege, and inheritance.

The president thought higher consumer prices due to retaliatory tariffs was a great achomlishment.

by MRinLA May 25, 2019