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Absolutego

A state of unparalleled, crushing heaviness.
Boris' debut album, Absolutego, is not for the faint of heart.
by dudeman888 January 12, 2009
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Absolute Nonexistence

The absence of existence, the absence of nothingness, and the absence of absence. It is what is not being referred-to under any circumstances. Its definition is that which cannot be referred-to, named, or defined.
The idea of absolute nonexistence contradicts itself.
by TheNothingness February 15, 2009
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absolute shambles

The Leicester City FC soccer player, Jamie Vardy, considered the fact that the team's manager got fired after a loss as absolute shambles.
by Light_Soul March 26, 2017
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Abisola

The most hilarious comical stylish diva you will EVA meet.A WONDERFUL chef and an AMAZING eater (*high metabolism*) ..The most discombobulated and randomest person...with unbelievable hairdos and the BESTEST FRIEND EVA!!!!!!!
Mark: "did u see that girl walk by?"

Bob: "Man, shes an abisola!"

Mark: " She could be my bestfriend..."
by MysticalDIVA May 17, 2010
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abolore

Abolore is a unisex name given to a child whose either parent went on pilgrimage to hajj and was born right after their arrival. Abonioreoluwa meaning arrival is God's gift, he/she who bears this name is unique, intelligent, very brilliant, they're misunderstood easily because they try to make people understand them, they are a born success so watch as they gradually bloom. To all Abolores, you're doing great.
And she'll be called Abolore because she's unique
by Nova, starrrr June 12, 2019
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oh absolutely

A phrase commonly used to confirm a statement or question when completely sure of oneself. If said with a condescending tone, "oh absolutely" can be an indication that the speaker is a tool. Often used by know-it-alls and douchebags.
Person 1: Hey, does the University of Pennsylvania have a good business school?
Tool: Oh absolutely! The idea that you would even think otherwise is completely ridiculous and shows that I am far superior to you.
by beef nuggets April 23, 2009
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absolute territory

it's basically the space of skin between a girl's miniskirt and higher-than-the-knee thighs.
coming from the japanese phrase, "絶対領域" (zettai ryoiki), it was first a slang coined up by otakus.
now it's used in japan pretty commonly by the public.

it's also a way to tease guys, since they normally like that more that full nudity.

a good example of where this term is used is in the anime, ナナマル サンバツ (nana maru sau batsu), meaning "fastest finger first," by character mari fukami (深見 真理).
*testing shiki on random quiz terms*
mari : "then.. how about questions like this..? here/"
shiki : "uee?~"
mari : "Q: the are of exposed skin between the hem of a miniskirt and the tops of knee-high socks is known by what name?"
shiki : t-there's a name for that?
mari : "as i suspected, you like books, but you're not an otaku."
shiki : "wh-what's the answer?"
mari : "abso.. lute.... terr.. ito.. ry."

*and starts to explain how it's connected to moe culture.*
*shiki start's entering absolute territory into his dictionary device*
mari : "you won't find it."
by your neighborhood weeb July 29, 2017
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