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by Potlicker April 20, 2018
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fortnite aids

a word of true power,

meet someone that plays fortnite and they have fortnite aids
sam: i play fortnite
jim: fuc u lad, you got fortnite aids
by you got fortnite aids mate January 29, 2020
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AIDs tree

A phrase coined by Louis CK describing a hypothetical tree that is infected with AIDs

Used to direct anger at douchebags, preferably thong-wearing dudes in Kenny G hair rollerblading
"OH you motherfucker, now I have to know you exist you piece of shit? Go skate into an AIDs tree, you motherfucker." - Louis CK
by Death to Hipsters August 11, 2009
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I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!

The best response to any asshole or anyone who irritates you.
Guy in traffic, after getting cut off:

"I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Girl on cell phone with hair extensions and wearing Juicy Couture

...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Guy in line at grocery store behind pregnant woman with 7 kids paying with food stamps

...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"
by EmoPileDriver May 2, 2011
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liquid AIDS

The future highly contagious form of the AIDS virus. Just touching, breathing the same air, or just the thought of this person will bring about bouts of nausea, gagging, and the overwhelming need to get away fast.

Characteristics of such people: Extremely skinny, warm moist hands, missing teeth, excessive drinking and smoking, unemployed, and romantically challenged. Basically like a crackhead. Most all crackheads have some form of liquid AIDS.
Person 1: "OMG! There's a crackhead outside the window!"
Person 2: "Really??" *Looks outside*
Person 2: "Oh no, that's just my friend, Chetus. He has liquid AIDS."
Person 1: "Damn! That's F%^&ed up!"
by CureForLiquidAIDSAmerica March 25, 2011
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AIDS Fella

Some man who has AIDS
Aids Victim: I got a confession to make

Normal Bloke: What's that?

Aids Victim: I an AIDS fella

Normal Bloke: Are you positive?

Aids Victim: HIV positive
by manoguv December 28, 2007
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Magic Johnson AIDS

Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.
Thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, I am happy to announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.
by barfstormman December 30, 2010
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