Assholier

a person that becomes so rotund and bloated in their demienor beyong the confines of the singular word 'asshole' becomes 'ASSHOLIER'

michael was being such an asshole then he goes and eats a baby, now hes even assholier

by Joe Radd October 4, 2006

assfoonery

Buffonery to the tenth power. Real stupid acts or situations.

"I've experienced nothing but assfoonery babysitting those fucking kids."
"I can't work with Tom and put up with his assfoonery"

by VP December 27, 2007

assholery

Acting in a foolish manner that is more than a little crass. A grown up version of tom-foolery.

I am tired of those guys and their constant assholery

by kenbo raelian January 20, 2004

asshower

when sitting on a public toilet; and it flushes underneath you.

Dave :Alison, what the hell took you so long int he bathroom? Did you fall in?

Alsion:No, I got asshowered, and got it all over my skirt

by alisoneleven July 10, 2010

Assholership

A leadership position obtained by force or marked by flagrant asshole behavior and blatant disregard for facts, advice, or common courtesy. An assholership is a dictator-like position where all reasoning is attributed to "my way or the highway" or "because I said so".

This new boss just ignored everything I had to say about the new project - he's running a total assholership up there.

by LexiconDreams May 14, 2018

Assholery

Ignoring context, misremembering conversations, and repeatedly calling professional colleagues idiots.

Janet is up to her classic assholery again

by RedsFan1990 June 1, 2021

Assholery

The act of being an asshole

That was an assholery move of him to cut me off

by Moodypoodyrudy June 30, 2022