fuck asses

pl. of Fuckass
Great insult, nuff said.

first used in the movie, Donnie Darko

girl: He's been smoking again.
guy: why do ppl have to be fuck asses, you fuckass.

by Mr. Gibbons March 23, 2008

bag of smashed asses

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.

Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.

by Zizzle January 4, 2007

sucks many asses

when something is so horrendous that it not only sucks one ass, it sucks multiple asses.

The U.S. foreign policy, particularly under the current administration, sucks many asses.

by truck May 15, 2005

excuses are like asses

phrase used by "hip" gym and history teachers. "excuses are like asses"... if the coach is particularly bright, he will finish the phrase: "excuses are like asses, everyones got one and they all stink"

"But coach - i have a good reason!!"

"excuses are like asses billy... like asses!"

by Jake Jarmel May 21, 2004

to rub asses

A term used to define a situation where you are forced to be around and interact with a person that you don't like.

"Im going to my parents house for Thanksgiving; and I'm going to have to run asses with my brother-in-law."

"I'm going to work to rub asses with my idiot boss!"

"God I hate Tom. But I'm not missing Craig's party, so I will rub asses with him all night if I have to."

by Dustin Mousley December 27, 2007

excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.

Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

bag of asses

when you're like 13, or so, and you are just one of those assholes that think you're the coolest tween ever, and you act like not just an asshole, but you're so much of an asshole, it's like an entire bag of asses, with lots of variety, not just one ass.

"Damn, you were an asshole when you were 13!"
"I was like a bag of asses, like a whole variety of asses, in a bag."

by GagaFreakBitch May 18, 2010