assed out

High on coke.

He was so assed out he couldn't even stand up.

by Dee Dee February 4, 2004

assed out

Already have gotten enough play, doesnt need any more ass.

No ill pass up, im assed-out

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

Assed Out

Passing out after eating too much ass.

“Whoa bro I Assed Out so hard last night . I feel asleep”
“I don’t pass out, I Ass Out”

by DJDickRichards October 23, 2017

assed out

when you get drunk and make an ass out of yourself. then finally pass out.

bro she was so drunk she acted a damn fool, now she’s assed out in your brothers bed.

by jfurrrbabyy May 8, 2019

assed-over

Being completely screwed off from situations that are beyond your control and left feeling like you have been flipped around upside down with your ass in the air to be fucked without any lube.

All in a matter of a day, she was left behind at the bus stop, mistaken for a wanted fugitive, pissed on by a goat, and just all around assed-over.

by HeatherDHurricane June 12, 2021

assed up

Rubbed ass on something such as during sex.

As the woman was passed out on the chaise lounge by the pool and rubbing her nose into it, another woman said "if she only knew how much Ron and I assed up that chair the other night."

by chrispbaconass September 5, 2023

Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.

by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012