Asian Parents

You non asians think that all asians are awesome? Nope, you're wrong especially when it comes to OLD G(Generation) Asian Parents. Old G Asian Parents only let their kids marry people of their same nationality. Asian boys can't grow hair pass their ears. Getting a C isn't bad, but for OLD G Asian Parents, you're screwed. They don't let their daughters go out because they think their daughter is going to get rape or take naughty pictures. The food is rice all the time. They want their kids to be a doctor or a pharmacist.

Asian Dad: Hey boy you have the girlfriend yet?
Asian Boy: Yeah
Asian Dad: She the white, the black, or the spanish?
Asian Boy: Yeah she's white.
Asian Dad: WHAT!!! YOU A DISGRACE! DUMP HER RIGHT NOW. WE GO TO LAOS TO FIND YOU A HMONG GIRLFRIEND!
Asian Boy: FML! THIS IS AMERICA!

Asian Dad: Hey boy, CUT YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW!
Asian Boy: Why can't I have my hair the way I want it? It's America not Asia.
Asian Dad: You like getting the back door huh.
Asian Boy: What?

Asian Dad: A.....A......A.......C..........let me get my whip k boy. Can't find it but I got two steel chopsticks though.

Asian Girl: Hey mom I'm gonna go hang out with my girlfriends.
Asian Mom: HUH!?!? any boys?
Asian Girl: One guy and that's it.
Asian Mom: YOUR FRIENDS WILL RAPE YOU!
Asian Girl: How? They're all girls except for one guy.
Asian Mom: THEY GOING TO TAKE YOU TO PARTY FULL OF BOYS!

Asian Boy: It's ok mom and dad, I'm going to eat Stouffer's lasagnas.
Asian Parents: THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU FULL! RICE MAKE YOU FULL!

Asian Dad: Hey boy, you the doctor yep?
Asian Boy: No dad, I'm only 16.
Asian Dad: Then study hard instead of your stuuuuupid guitar.
Asian Boy: Dad I want to make a Visual Kei band in the future.
Asian Dad: NO! DOCTER BETTER!

by AliSai95 June 21, 2010

Asian penis

Can be just as big as anyone else's, if not bigger.

My Asian penis is six inches long, and my biggest hater's momma loves taking it for a ride.

by SamBissell June 16, 2023

The Asian Shaft Tipper

It is the asian equivalence of "raw doggin it" , it is when the shaft is covered but the tip is not.

Tim: i totally raw dogged that shit last night
Ace(Asian):yeah i totally pull the asian shaft tipper in that shit last night as well.

by SkyDragon September 12, 2009

x teen pussy asian lesbian girl on girl porn how to squirt

what was found on ms kayla stevens stolen phone along with her conversations with multiple guys.

miss kayla stevens getting trouble for watching x teen pussy asian lesbian girl on girl porn how to squirt, talking to multiple guys, and having a stolen phone.

by jesus' mother April 24, 2022

asian hair

hair used to describe very straight, thick, and dark hair usually found on an asian girl's head. They are often envied by girls from other races because they have no need to straighten it what so ever.

white girl- oh my god im so jealous of eunice's hair

black girl- i know, right? grrr

asian girl- its because i have asian hair.
jealous much?

by princess diana <333 December 9, 2008

Asian Sweater Girl

An Asian girl that wears sweaters every day. Usually being obsessed by a hot guy named Ly.

Hey Ly is that the Asian Sweater girl you are obsessed with?

by WinterLy Bear September 30, 2020

Inner Asian

Something said by Fairview Jr. high kids. Normally people saying it have chubby cheeks and their names are normally Hannah, Hallaiah or Kent

Hannah: *takes off glasses*
Hallaiah: *takes of glasses*
Kent: * takes of glasses*
All of them: *smile* INNER ASIAN!

by Oh shit oh shit March 12, 2020