Useless i.e. Northern English slang, especially in Yorkshire because an ashtray would lose its contents if placed on a moving motor bike
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Get the as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike mug.The meaning of this meme is supposed to make fun of femenists and SJW's and their 71 genders of people
Bob the SJW: you trigger me in so many levels cuz u can't find ur sexuality.
Normal person: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
Normal person: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
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Last night i stroked my girl hard from behind while playing with her clit and intermitently fingering her arse, by the time she came her cunt was as wet as an otters pocket!
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Get the Wet as an Otters Pocket mug.An asantatheist is a person who does not believe in Santa Claus.
Many asantatheists foolishly claim that there is no evidence to support the belief in Santa despite getting Christmas presents every year.
Many asantatheists foolishly claim that there is no evidence to support the belief in Santa despite getting Christmas presents every year.
Sure, a few million people have been killed in the name of religion, but Hitler, Mao and Stalin were all asantatheists!
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Get the asantatheist mug.The Ashanti.... (also Asante) are a major ethnic group from Africa who speak a dialect of Akan. Prior to European colonization, the Ashanti Confederacy/Kingdom was a major state, particularly during the period from 1570 to 1900. Ashanti wealth was based on the region's substantial deposits of gold. These luscious gold deposits led to many people who started metal-working. From these gold deposits came a golden stool. The stool was sacred, so that no one could sit, touch, or even get within a few of it: the Stool was a religious item. An attempt by British Gold Coast governor Frederick Hodgson in 1900 to take the Golden Stool led to an uprising by the Ashanti. There were eleven major wars in this conflict. The Ashanti won ALL of them, except the last. In these wars, Ashanti generals stopped the inland encroachment of the British. It took the British nearly a century of fighting with the Ashanti before they gained total control of the region. The territory occupied by the Kingdom of Ashanti is now part of what is now known as Ghana...
To be born Ashanti (Asante), is to be ordained to bring into the world all that is best in the human race.
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Get the Asante mug.An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?
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