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tard ark

your kid rides a tard ark
by schatz77 August 22, 2010
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Ark Survival

Fun survival game that you survive on an island of Dinos and there is no end
by REDWOLF On Ark December 19, 2018
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State of the Ark

(Phrase of State)

1. Any item that is old, archaic or technically obsolete.

2. A outdated idea born of ancient folklore, lacking factual basis in reality and of no real use to modern discourse.

3. Any situation (usually apocalyptic) arising from the hallucinations of a drunk old man, involving thousands of trapped animals having sex and/or killing each other.

4. Thoughtless mispronunciation of the phrase "state of the art" (cutting edge; top of the line)
1) "Dude, is that a fuckin' Zune?" "Yeah man, that POS is seriously State of the Ark!"

2) Shitty countries sometimes enforce State of the Ark legislation prohibiting women from working or going to school.

3) I heard when that crazy old animal hoarder died, whoever found him described the scene as "a blood-soaked bestial orgy" and "practically State of the Ark."

4) People who say "State of the Ark" but actually mean "State of the Art" are so dumb that they must think it was pretty savvy of Noah to listen to that voice in his head telling him to get all those animals on a boat before the whole world flooded.
by bandaloop January 29, 2019
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ark at e

Look at him.

Used typically in Exeter, Devon, South West England
"Ark at e!".
by dinnum2010 January 5, 2010
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Active Ark

A gay man who likes other men or any structure that resembles a man.
Look over there it’sActive Ark”
by Frvst January 25, 2022
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Ark Bob

by tek man January 5, 2021
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Noah's Ark

When you preform sex with two of every animal except unicorns.
I went to preform the Noah's Ark but the zoo would not let me in.
by Trevor Davis 69 June 21, 2010
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