apples and pears

Cockney rhyming slang for 'stairs'.

"I'll just go up the apples and pears to bed, then."

by Anonymous August 16, 2002

apples to oranges

a comparison that is unfair because the subjects cannot be evaluated according to the same criteria

This discussion on who has the most authority in the county is apples to oranges. We are getting nothing done.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2011

Apples to Apples

An extremely fun board game in which contestents try to get the judge to pick their noun for a certain given adjective

Jim: Hey dude lets go play Apples to apples

Brett: No thanks i'd rather play quiddler

by Ishmail January 20, 2007

Apples Fault.

When you are having a bad day you blame it on apples when you have nothing to blame the bad day on.

"I feel really upset today and don't know why. Its the apples fault."

by Itz Kowla March 2, 2018

apples husband

maria’s husband/hubby

did you hear about apples husband?!

by .FORYOONGII February 10, 2021

APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES

PERSON 1: "Whats your favorite food?"
PERSON 2: "UPULEZ AND BUNUNUS"
PERSON 1 "APPLES AND BANANAS"

by HTTPS TYF GG November 15, 2022

apples to apples

1) the awesomest game ever
2)A semi-popular card game involving anywhere from 4 to 10 people; where one green "topic" card is laid down, and each player puts down a red card relevant to the topic. Very often cards are put down as a direct contradiction to the topic, or to be funny.
-- the game is named such because instead of comparing to different things, such as "apples to oranges", you are comparing to similar things.

Apples to Apples is the best game ever!

Dude you cant compare those, its like comparing Apples to Oranges. But here: compare these apples to those apples...

idk how do you make an example for this?

by jakejj March 5, 2010