Anal 

When no means yes and yes means anal.

Man: Do you want anal?

Women: No
Man: I knew this is what you wanted.

Penetration begins.

Man: Is your name Stephanie
Women: yes
Man: I knew this is what you wanted.

Penetration begins.

Anal by RamRod88 November 8, 2010

anal 

1) when a man chooses to pot the 'difficult brown' instead of the 'easy pink' i.e. he decides to do his woman up the wrong 'un.
2) Annoying term to describe a fastidious person, from some stupid Freudian psycho-bullshit.

John: 'Oi Dave, I analed my bird for the first time last night.'
Dave: 'that's alright, John...one up the bum, no harm done.'

anal by Archbishop Rowan Williams July 13, 2007

anal 

"Surrender the booty"

Eric: Hey Mandy, are you going to surrender that booty tonight or what?
Mandy: I don't know Eric, I think once I let you have anal, you're going to leave me.

anal by Lars Anthony February 14, 2008

anal 

a formed piece of metal, with a broad head and a shank that tapers to a point--

The carpenter said, "I have a hammer but I need anal."
So I gave him anal and he smiled.

anal by archimedest September 16, 2006

ANAL 

Its when the penis is inserted into the butt!

"i have a friend who likes anal..."

ANAL by JMZKID January 11, 2009

Anal 

Putting ur peinis in someone’s asshole

My girls laughed when I suggested we try anal

Anal by xdToxicpro- October 6, 2019

anal 

someone who obsess over petty details

Terri is really anal about her work.

anal by Gerard Irick July 16, 2009