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amazonian

The amazonian ate the nerd.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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Amazon rank

verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked

1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.

Etymology: From 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com's website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include "Bastard Out of Carolina," "Lady Chatterly's Lover," prominent romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.
"I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly's Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene."

"My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay."
by misshepeshu April 12, 2009
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Amazing, amazing

Wolf Blitzer's opinion of the Ron Paul blimp.
Imagine.. the mainstream media is mesmerized as the image of the Ron Paul blimp is shown to tens of millions of Americans throughout the day (and throughout the month). Wolf Blizter, stunned and as if in a trance, repeats the words, "Amazing, Amazing"
by Washington Q Irving January 10, 2008
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Bald guy from amazon

He is the richest person in the world. That's about it.
"hey, you know that bald guy from amazon"
"yeah, he is really rich"
by big nibba peter griffin October 24, 2018
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amazon alexa

The spy that amazon made for the CIA to spy on you
by NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 25, 2017
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amazing race

Same as The Amazing Race, just without the word "the". No one cares about using it as the first word in the title anyways.


(The) Amazing Race is better than Survivor because:

Amazing Race: Get to go around the world in many days
Survivor: Around an island in 29 days
Amazing Race: 6 Continents, many countries, many cities, thousands and thousands of miles.
Survivor: 1 island, two shelters.
Amazing Race: Nice resting places
Survivor: Sand and sticks.

See also The Amazing Race.
Why the teams only fly around 6 continents and not the 7th one is because only researchers are down there of course.
by Meerna and Schmeerna August 4, 2004
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