Allan is a lying burnt out two timing cat dog looking little boy he is irresponsible and doesn’t have a regard for anyone’s time or space because he’s a shit head. He’s a little bitch boy who reeks of cigarettes and he suffers from alopecia due to karma. His wiener is the size of of a ants pinky toe and his breath stanks
Allan is a town in Saskatchewan, about 65km away from Saskatoon. The wild teenagers love to full send it and pretend they aren't dying inside. Half the town is irrelevant though, so who gives a shit? There's also a 99% chance their school will be shot up.
Allan‘s are always kind. They love joking around and making fun of people they like, but don’t take their jokes too serious. They might hide their problems, but they can also be very happy. They can be complicated in a relationship, but they can love really much. They are freaking lovable too. They are really popular and have amount of friends. They don’t show, that they’re worried, but they are sometimes. If you meet Allan you will see one of the kindest people in this world. They’re also pretty loyal.
Person 1: Allan is such a nice guy, I wanna spend time more time with him!
Person 2: yeah but he can be really rude.
Person 1: it’s just his sense of Humor, don’t take him too serious.