AIDS = Acquired Internet Deficiency Syndrome

-noun
a disease of the internet characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections due to faulty anti-spyware and virus programs, resulting in an excruciatingly slow internet connection.

Bob: "Dude, wanna go play Kuma War?"

Chuck: "Ah, dude, I wish I could, but my computer got AIDS yesterday when McAfee went kaput."

AIDS by mariahneu April 20, 2009

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AIDS is when you have unprotected sex

Oi i laid my girl last night and I got fuckin aids
SHIT MAN GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

AIDS by Jamiejsjsjsjjsjfjndjdjnd December 13, 2016

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What people get when they eat gluten and they are gluten intolerant

Kai: I just ate pizza and now I have aquired an aids

AIDS by so, ostrichs December 16, 2018

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What men get by sticking their penises up other men's bottoms.

..."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)

"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)

AIDS by Colin 100 December 5, 2012

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