best friend advice

This is the advice that a girl's best friend gives to the guy that is currently courting said girl.

Ex. 1: Wow I really can't get a read on what this girl wants me to do, I'm gonna have to go ask for some "best friend advice".

Ex. 2: I'm totally going to get out of the friend zone now that I got some good "best friend advice".

Ex. 3: Hey Ashley, I'm lost, can I get some "best friend advice"?

by Brian Dogood February 24, 2008

Cowboy advice

1. Be rootin
2. Be tootin
3. By god be shootin

4. And most of all be kind

I just gave you some COWBOY ADVICE

by RulerOfTime March 14, 2021

BHA (Based on Health Advice)

During the covid19 outbreaks in Australia between 2020-2022 Politicians often drove their own agendas by implementing a law or rule and justifying it by saying "Based on Health Advice". This started with the best of intentions but ended up a little self serving and crazy, particularly in places like Western Australia where they full on took the piss and you could pretty much say "Based on Health Advice you're going to jail"!
The public caught onto this and it became common to use this as a sarcastic tag line when making an excuse for getting what you wanted or making someone else suffer. This was called a BHA or "Based on Health Advice"

"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're shouting dinner".

I said to my girlfriend "BHA you're on top tonight"
"Sorry dude BHA you're not invited."
"BHA , i'm riding shotgun"
"BHA you're on dunny duty"

by ATM4 January 29, 2022

Blokes Advice

A male only Facebook group that reflects the disgusting sexism in the wider Australian society where men get together and laugh about how they raped or could rape their wives and girlfriends or organize to group harass particular women by giving out their phone numbers or social media handles.

Blokes Advice man: "Lads I need a hand putting this minga in her place."

by Whateverandever September 24, 2021

Sage Advice

1. Really bad advice from a guy named Sage.

2. Words of wisdom. Most likely not from a guy named Sage.

1. "Where ever you go, what ever you do - Fight complacency, and be an obstinate jerk." - Sage giving Sage Advice

2. "Be smart, listen, and don't suck." - Not Sage giving Sage Advice

by Not Sage September 25, 2007

PP Advice

Advice from your PP that always helps when times are tough.

That was some damn good PP advice, thanks man that always helps when times are tough.

by rexythesexy April 8, 2021

4chan advice

the worst advice you can get in the world that is somehow worse than reddit advice, usually delivered by laughably unqualified people who think the are experts.

more often than not, the advice will only result in worsening the problem or even killing the person.

Person 1: man by balls hurt, i'm going to ask 4chan for advice

Person 2: nah bro go to the hospital, 4chan advice will probably tell you to shove a ghost pepper down your urethra

by TubssieJr November 6, 2021