Acute Marching Band Withdrawal is the influx of negative emotions that occurs directly or shortly thereafter the terminus of a marching band season. Coincides with having too much free time on weekends.
Bob: Pat, why are you so down?
Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal
Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.
Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends
Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...
Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal
Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.
Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends
Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...
by Drew P. Weinerhofer December 01, 2013
The medical term for the narrowing of an arterial road by coning off all but one lane thus slowing traffic to a crawl. A serious and incurable paroxysmal condition frequently presenting on a Friday evening when we're all trying to get home from work in the rush hour. Symptoms usually involve the pointless deposition of cones earlier the same day by highway maintenance crews having absolutely no intention of carrying out their work until the following Monday. As the disease progresses it becomes clear that their aim is to cause maximum buggeration over the nation's hard-earned weekend break.
Frightfully sorry, old girl. Stuck in a jam. M25's gone down with a bad dose of Acute coniform stenosis (ACS) so won't be home 'till late. Have my slippers, paper and a nice fat spliff waiting by my chair. Top hole and tally ho, what!
by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK April 17, 2011
A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad caught AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital right now.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.
by thatpersonchase October 28, 2020
The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.
by Robjef622 May 08, 2017
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by ilulyou November 18, 2020
I’ve been suffering from severe acute nocockin for over two weeks. If I don’t get laid soon I’m gonna snap.
by Red Reuter February 24, 2022