Nothing happens at this time of night. If you think something scary or mystical happens at this time, you have no brain. Its common sense.
"Hey! Its 3 A.M.!"
"Shut up."
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 25, 2022
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A.M. stands for “Annoying Mom”, who is usually very obnoxious, narssistic, irresponsible, loud, and simply unnecessary. An “A.M.” can be totally obsessed with her anti-aging skin products, cosmetics, clothes, accessories, as well as taking selfies of herself. (AND plastering then around the house)

A.M. makes unnecessary comments about people’s appearance to make herself feel better, and is also very focused on health and beauty.
Overall, an A.M. is a very unfortunate person to have as a parent. For those with A.M.’s out there, I am very sorry and also, move out ASAP.
Child: “My A.M. compared me to another “beautiful” person again.”

Friend: “Wow... I’m glad I have nice parents.”
by egg_yolk March 16, 2018
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It's nine a.m., time to get ready for school
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3 a.m. challenge videos are super gay challenges (with the exception of Condom Challenge) that sprouted form the depths of hell known as the YouTube community. When this challenge came along, a lot of YouTubers jumped on the train, started milking it, and made videos that contained complete shit. Many people believe that the main culprits of this gay challenge whom cannot atone for the sins they've harbored during this colonial shit age of YouTube, are yours truly Durv, Morgz, and *inhale* n&a productions. They are probably the reason why countless YouTubers are still doing this "challenge" for their 7 yr old fanbase. Overall the 3 a.m. challenge is a super gay challenge that turned YouTube into a shit bonanza must be stopped, otherwise innocent people will be vacuumed into the shit abyss known as the YouTube community.
Kid #1: Bro did you watch "Do not call weenie the pooh at 3 a.m."? It is super scary, bro
Kid #2 : Bro I was in the middle of watching it until my father took my device away and grounded me for eternity.
Kid #1: Bro, I'm in your condolences, you missed the sex scene at the end, bro.
Kid #2: Bro, in that case, I'm gonna go call at 3 a.m.!
Kid #3: Gay gays, don't you know that the 3 a.m. challenge videos are complete bullshit?!
by startrekfan89 August 19, 2018
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When the Devil throat fucks you so hard while you sleep, your throat turns into the Sahara Desert.
"Man last night I had the biggest 3 A.M. Thirst"
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