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Having a cup of tea

Synonym for having sex. Often used when talking about sexual consent.
If someone is unconscious, don't give them a cup of tea.

"Where's George?"
"He's having a cup of tea"

Sometimes, people agree to having a cup of tea. But then, when the tea is ready, they might realise, that they don't want it anymore. Sure, that sucks, but you wouldn't force them to have a cup of tea.

shit in a cup 

"shit in a cup" is a noun referring to, obviously, a piece of shit in any type of cup (glass, plastic, etc.).
Guy 1: "Do you want to stop at that gas station to go to the bathroom"?

Guy 2: "Nah, I'll just take a shit in this cup"

Guy 3: "OH GROSS! Get rid of that shit in a cup!"
shit in a cup by guitarplaya11243 November 26, 2009

Go get yourself a cup of coffee 

Metaphorical.

1) "This procedure we just took you through will now result in you waiting around for a bit, so rather than sitting around twiddling your thumbs watching the computer think, why not take a break away from your workstation instead?"

2) "This procedure or anecdote we are about to take you through will take a bit of time. Now is a good time to take care of whatever you feel is necessary before we proceed, because interrupting for one reason or another, emergencies barred, would be a not so good thing."

Comes mostly from technical documents, specifically where compiling is involved, as sometimes the process of compiling code takes a while.
"I'm going to be working on your computer for a while, James," Jerry said to the auditor as he frobbed some drivers. "Best go get yourself a cup of coffee

Acting like a cup

Bolli is acting like a cup. Must be cause he's from Iceland.
Acting like a cup by PhlyTrikx February 21, 2015

fucked a cup of water 

No idea but it sounds fun might try- tb
fucked a cup of water by Truman b January 18, 2022