Kid throws his dad a basketball
Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete
*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face
Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete
*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
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Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
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Get the So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto). mug.A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.
Though similar to like a book, the phrase claims a significantly more derogatory connotation.
Though similar to like a book, the phrase claims a significantly more derogatory connotation.
Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...
Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.
Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.
by Mierk March 25, 2009
Get the like a children's book mug.Pulling A "Children of Men" - A movie or story with a crappy ending, a random ending or an ending that just comes out of the blue, the term was originally thought of after the horrible ending of Children Of Men but the good plot
Person 1: It looks like its Pulling A "Children of Men" .
Person 2: Damn it pulled a children of men
Person 3: Well that sucked i want my money back
Person 2: Damn it pulled a children of men
Person 3: Well that sucked i want my money back
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Person 1: I wish Britain spoke a romance language!
Person 2: Romans in Britain? What a childish fantasy.
Person 2: Romans in Britain? What a childish fantasy.
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