Show me your watermelons
by I'd fuck Dahlia Morella July 09, 2021
A term to describe politicians who are environmentally friendly in their speeches (green) but use the environmental issues as an excuse to enforce more government control and restricting private property, thus in reality being socialist (red).
- He has nice visions for the environment but do you realise he thinks you should give up control of your property for this?
- Oh, so he's a watermelon?
- Yes, that's right.
- Oh, so he's a watermelon?
- Yes, that's right.
by Christmasy June 25, 2021
by Slipper May 09, 2021
A sweet, red, juicy, fruit that is soo luvable u could eat it everyday
I mean wtf yuh supposed to know wey a watermelon is.
I mean wtf yuh supposed to know wey a watermelon is.
Girl no. 1:What is watermelon
Girl no. 2:Widdi f**k u dont know what a watermelon is u livin under a rock owah
Girl no. 2:Widdi f**k u dont know what a watermelon is u livin under a rock owah
by Pineapple_princess October 17, 2019
The most evil food ever created. A single watermelon can kill a whole family and still be rolling around. Nobody knows why they are so blood thirsty or what angered them so much, but it is said there will be a melonpocalypse very soon. This should not be taken lightly and people should prepare using extreme caution. A best case scenario would be underground in a steel bunker.
by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020
1. God eats watermelon with jesus
2.
You: Hey! those guys have watermelon
Your friend: Why is the guy in the pink not eating any?
Girlfriend: Did you see that guy in pink? He keeps check'in out his friends
2.
You: Hey! those guys have watermelon
Your friend: Why is the guy in the pink not eating any?
Girlfriend: Did you see that guy in pink? He keeps check'in out his friends
by You want to know why? June 25, 2009
The new breed of Environmentalist extremist, the term 'watermelon' indicates that these losers are only green on the outside, but red (or Communist) to their core.
by Proud Conservative July 21, 2003