Love Tangles

That feeling you get when your love life is absolutely fucked beyond all recognition. Usually results in setting cringe Discord statuses or feeling emotionally distraught. Occurs in all types of people, and has no defining symptoms, but some cases are extremely easy to spot

Examples might include:
"💞 thinking" as a discord status
Saying "I don't really know" whenever asked about love
Mentioning love at every possible moment and being overall weird about it
Searching for any info that might help ease the love tangles such as tips from their friends or your friends

Causes might include:
Liking 2 people at the same time
2 people liking you at the same time
Not liking anyone
Being rejected/broken up with

Solutions might include:
Praying to God
That's it

Friend: "Bro you good?"
You: *clearly not good* "Yeah man I'm fine"
Friend: "What's the haps man?"
You: "I's just got them love tangles"
Friend: "Ah man I get that, c'mon lets talk"

by Aim For North June 09, 2022

tangling asshole

Ones definition of butthole play with someone that they work closely with.

Singlularty of tangling assholes

See also tangling assholes

We had to separate the retired testers because they spent all their time tangling assholes...

by Fuzzy Furlong April 28, 2016

pubic tangle

Having failed to shower in a few days, pubic hair begins to knot causing a painful pulling sensation.

I've been scratching like crazy, but I can't get rid of this pubic tangle.

by Blue Jay Scott December 31, 2009

tub tangle

A sexual position that is performed in a bathtub half way filled up. The partners sit facing each other and place leg over leg with feet flat on the ground while sitting down.

Dan: Did you do that crazy position with that girl you nicked last night dude?

Nick: yes man

Dan: what's it called again?

Nick: TUB TANGLE!

by sicknastynick December 11, 2006

tangled slinky

Can be found as a card in Cards Against Humanity. Better know as James Bonds crotch when he is old.

Before I kill you James Bond, I must see your tangled slinky.

by stogination October 16, 2013

Tangle tacos

When a female decides to sleep with a male that another friend has already slept with.

"I can't believe Jenny! She knew I loved Bob but while she was intoxicated and feeling frisky, she decided to tangle tacos and now I don't know if I can trust her. "

by Wordsmith603 April 03, 2022

poon-tangled

An intimate excuse.

"I really wanted to go to dinner lastnight, but I got all poon-tangled. "

by poon doc January 25, 2014