if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

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Pull a Dresden

V. 1. When one burns down a building

2. Causing a global war

3. To insult demigods

Jack try and not pull a Dresden this time when you house sit for me. My home owners insurance is to high already.

by Drjekel December 28, 2013

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to pull a dressguard

Stop trading for any reason in the stock market.

# Dressguard Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

…to pull a dressguard

Hey guys, what does that mean???
# K Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

remember you said you stopped trading a few months ago? :P

by dressguard September 19, 2009

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Dressing a Monkey in Silk

Dressing a monkey in silk does not change the fact that it is a monkey. This is the phrase Spanish speakers use to indicate a bad thing has been made to look good.
An Equivalent English Phrase is 'Putting Lipstick on a Pig.'
Note: In Columbia and Spain, 'Dressing a Monkey in Silk' has no negative connotations of any kind.

'McCain is Dressing a Monkey in Silk' - Obama

by Legatus 1TTA1 October 25, 2008

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nightmare dressed like a daydream

1. (n.) a woman who appears nice and sweet, but is actually is much more than this - whether in a positive or negative sense

2. (n.) Taylor Swift on the floor crying with mascara running down her face

1. Person 1: Look! Here's comes Helen. Person 2: What's up with Helen? Person 1: She looks sweet in that dress, but she's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

2. Taylor Swift is such a boss ass bitch. She's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

by doctorfeminism February 24, 2015