8========================================D

I don't even think a penis can be this long.

He put his 8========================================D into my () and I rode him for hours.

by ididntwritethat May 29, 2018

8(:D

a person wearing a mickey mouse hat, you know the kind you get at disney land with the ears on top

person 1: dude i just won the lottery!!
person 2: no way dude!! what are you gonna do now?
person 1: im goin to disneyland!! 8(:D

by snoop101 August 14, 2009

8=:D

What? Its a smiley face with a chef hat!

You perverts.

Me: Yay time to cook! 8=:D
Anon: o_o
Me: ... wut?

by OkamiKNOWS September 9, 2010

8==D(_(__|

Buttsecks.

8==D is the dong.
(_(__| is the butt.

8==D + (_(__| = Buttsecks.

8==D(_(__|! LoL! Buttsecks! Me like!

by krazykushluk November 13, 2006

8=====D

Emoticon for a penis, usually used to troll friends, teammates in video games, and general people you hate. The more =s that are used tend to indicate the actual size of the writer's penis, more equals, smaller penis in most situations.

Hey fag, you know what you like?
What?
8=====D
*Reported and removed from PSN*

by Ghillie 5603 January 6, 2017

8-D

The smallest dick ever, used to mock people who post larger penis emoticons such as '8===D' in chat rooms and message boards, usually resulting in a big online fight.

Troll; 8===D You; 8-D TROLL HAS LEFT THE CHAT

by GabrielO June 24, 2018

(8=D)

The Equation of Life

Notice carefully:
8=D is the formula for the penis.
Putting this formula in parentheses () symbolizes insertion into the vagina.
Since all life comes from this magical union of the genitals, (8=D) is the universal mathematical representation of the dirty deed.

"Oh Em Gee! Anthony just totally wrote (8=D) on the chalkboard! I wonder if the teacher notices?"

by The Masked Midnight Ranger April 22, 2006