July 4th

A holiday where some bitches made and signed a document for banning slaves and prostitutes

Hi I like July 4th

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

July 4th

Give someone 44$ day

That's it, Just do it.

Robert: Hey it's July 4th!

Roberto: So?

Robert: Give me 44$.

Roberto: Why are you in my home

by CntrlShiftEsc June 3, 2021

July 4th

July 4th is send your boy friend a video of your titties day

“Today is July 4th i’m sad send a video”

by talesfromsalem July 4, 2022

July 4th

If your born on July 4th your are the most Awesome person in the world! And you let no one walk over you.

Girl: Are you born on July 4th?
Boy: Yes i am
Girl: thats amazing your birthday is on independence day!

by GoogleFactsBirthdays January 4, 2020

4th of July Firework show

This is where four dudes take turns jizzing onto a girls face and screaming "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH" This can only be done in the month of July

"Me and the homies found a girl who was up for a 4th of July Firework show. She looked like frosty the snowman when we were done with her."

by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017

July 4th

If your born on July 4th your gay or a stud/dyke

Kashmyr:She’s so gay
Saniyah:yea I know she’s brown on July 4th

by Coochieman😎 November 16, 2020

Post 4th of July Blues

This is the depression that as soon as you go to bed on July 4th. July 4th is the high point of the summer as it is the only holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The effects of this are severe if you take your only summer vacation before or during the 4th. Taking a vacation after the 4th greatly decreases the effects of this condition.

(On July 5th) Suzanne: I am so bummed. The 4th of July is over and I haven't taken any time off after that.

Stephanie: You should have done what I did and planned a vacation for the end of July. You are getting the full effects of the Post 4th of July Blues while I am only getting a mild effect.

by New English July 7, 2011