Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!

p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!

by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023

October 29th

The day you met your soulmate<3.

Kira: its october 29th!
Kira: the day i met them<3

by mayotheslayo October 4, 2022

October 29th

October 29th is Love a dog day today you love your dog all day and extra kisses

October 29th per your dogs and give them so many kisses

by DontHaveANameYeet October 29, 2019

October 29th

Can Mean:
-Continuation of the short friends, pick up your short friend day.
-Ask your crush out day!
-The boys get to take the girls’ food day. 😈

Me: Yeah man, it’s October 29th. You know what that means!
Friend: Haha yeah, we can pick at the girls all day!

by Co0chieMan2020 October 28, 2020

october 29th

on october 29th you get to slap your shortest friend in the face as many times as you want and they have absolutely no consent.

nina (tall): get ready bitch it’s october 29th

every other person (short): nooooo

by urbishneedsamocha October 28, 2019

29th of October

IT IS NATIONAL TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU LOVE HIM DAY!!! On this day you have to treat him like the king he is and send him a paragraph telling him just why you love him.

Mark: “my girl is being so nice today, wtf!”
Aaron: “duh don’t you know it’s the 29th of October?”
29th of October: national tell your boyfriend you love him day

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by Darkhorsyhorse October 29, 2023

October 29th

National Ask Your Crush Out Day!!

Boy 1: it’s October 29th!
Boy 2: fuck, I mean no homo but I like you
*dramatic make out session*

by SucMyPussy October 28, 2019