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Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023
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29th of October

IT IS NATIONAL TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU LOVE HIM DAY!!! On this day you have to treat him like the king he is and send him a paragraph telling him just why you love him.
Mark: “my girl is being so nice today, wtf!”
Aaron: “duh don’t you know it’s the 29th of October?”
29th of October: national tell your boyfriend you love him day

by Darkhorsyhorse October 29, 2023
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October 29th

You get to throw your shortest friend
Its October 29th ima throw ____
by ur mom mom October 28, 2019
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October 29th

Boy 1: it’s October 29th!
Boy 2: fuck, I mean no homo but I like you
*dramatic make out session*
by SucMyPussy October 28, 2019
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october 29th

on october 29th you get to slap your shortest friend in the face as many times as you want and they have absolutely no consent.
nina (tall): get ready bitch it’s october 29th

every other person (short): nooooo
by urbishneedsamocha October 28, 2019
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October 29th

October 29th is Love a dog day today you love your dog all day and extra kisses
October 29th per your dogs and give them so many kisses
by DontHaveANameYeet October 29, 2019
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October 29th

Did you see it’s October 29th?”
“Yea, that clown down the street got her own day.”
by jdidknwkfidksmdmdk October 29, 2019
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