February 27th

Febuary 27th is national have sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend day. That or wife or husband

Jim: yo man, how was your February 27th ? Too bad I'm single

Bill: oh, man you wouldnt believe it! I fucked Karen so hard, I'm surprised I lasted more than 5 minutes!

by end.my.fucking.life February 13, 2020

june 27th

national punch your most annoying friend day

person 1: hey did u hear abt june 27th?
person 2:ya, i’m gonna punch you!

by gbs627 January 18, 2020

October 27th

Smack your friend jack day

October 27th is a good day

by Jeffery keffery October 13, 2021

December 27th

You have dismal luck and a bad relationship with your parents

Friend: when’s your birthday?
You: December 27th
Friend: So how long have they been divorced?

by DeflatedSponge August 7, 2021

27th December

27th December is the greatest day of the year. Only good things can happen on this day.... perhaps a slice of cake?

H: it’s 27th December! Be happy!

by notmeiswear123 October 15, 2019

November 27th

The national day where the dumbass gets the best head

You already know it's November 27th

by SexyDickmaster69 October 15, 2019

27th March

Just plain amazing

“Wow your amazing when’s your birthday”
“27th March”

“Wow I should of known”

by Angvil October 17, 2019