october 22

Today is national hit-anyone-with-the-name-matthew day. you have full consent to now hit someone with the name matthew (or matt)

october 22nd is hit matt day

Guy: yo it’s national hit matthew day. you know what that means...
Matthew: uh oh

by bigboobsuhmchile October 21, 2019

October 22

Hug and/or hang out with a person that name begins with J

Its october 22 so im going to hug and hang out with a girl whos name starts with a J

by Gjskqoqkejfjajalqodjbxnak October 21, 2019

October 22

National slap a russian day

It’s October 22. Slap your russian friends day

by dylandemolishes October 21, 2019

October 22

National lend someone your hoodie day. Since give a girl your hoodie day is already a thing, this one's gender neutral.

"Its october 22nd!"
"What exactly does that mean?"
"National lend someone your hoodie day!"
"Oh.."
"Please?"

by SKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS October 20, 2019

October 22

The day you have to confess to your crush that you like her.

Guy: Hey, I like you
Crush: ewwwww you disgusting shit bag

Crush: get away you dirty worm
Guy: but it's October 22nd
Crush: IDFC

by TheDoggoDude October 22, 2019

October 22

BEST DAY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND

On October 22 go have fun

by Rochaaaaaaa October 15, 2019

October 22

Be nice to friend wearing Green day day

Person 1: hey is that Green Day
Person 2: yes
Person 1:nice

October 22: be nice to Green day Day

by kirby1234682 October 22, 2019