by walkersabitch101 May 25, 2018

Walker: Have you heard of this new song All Falls Down? It’s so amazing!
Person: Dude, Kanye West released that song over a decade ago.
Walker: I’m not talking about Kanye West’s song. I’m talking about Alan Walker’s collaboration with Noah Cyrus.
Person: Who’s Alan Walker?
Walker: He’s a Norwegian DJ & Songwriter. Best known for his single Faded. You should check out his other music.
Person: Sure thing.
Person: Dude, Kanye West released that song over a decade ago.
Walker: I’m not talking about Kanye West’s song. I’m talking about Alan Walker’s collaboration with Noah Cyrus.
Person: Who’s Alan Walker?
Walker: He’s a Norwegian DJ & Songwriter. Best known for his single Faded. You should check out his other music.
Person: Sure thing.
by Makro P May 2, 2018

by not.shishiki February 19, 2021

A walker is someone who roams about, usually in public, in an altered state or appearing to be dead and still be amublatory. The altered state is induced by drug use, alcohol use, or in some cases a walker is just a derelict person.
Named after zombies / the walking dead. Similar to a methpire, only more whacked out and less animated.
methpire stoner addict derelict zombie undead drunk lush junkie
Named after zombies / the walking dead. Similar to a methpire, only more whacked out and less animated.
methpire stoner addict derelict zombie undead drunk lush junkie
Police officer 1: Hey, look over there in the alley, we got a walker!" Police officer 2: Damn! He must have smoked some good shit to be trying to walk through that wall!
by Peter Vincent Methpire Slayer March 15, 2012

One very ugly person who doesn't have that many friends. He will be a loner for life and will die alone
by ayeemichelhalhdsajhdjas February 17, 2017

Walker is such a massive cool kid that all the gay males in the school would die for him. This LGBTQ+ male, is so gay, that the term faggot was created to describe him. He is sometimes called the "special child" because of his constant spasms that cause his arm to plant on his chest and then proceed to screech loudly whenever he sees another gay man. Sadly, he was hit by a bus. He recovered, but not without catching chronic autism. Since then, he has become the coolest kid in the school and he lived happily ever after.
by Waluigesus November 12, 2018
