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Fox News

News made by Republican retards for Republican retards. I'm Republican, and I hate liberal bitches as much as anyone but this is absurd and it's NOT news. News is supposed to be objective NOT fair and balanced. Even if it was supposed to be fair an balanced Fox News couldn't even live up to it's own motto because although other news networks are obviously liberal they conceal their opinions as good reporters should. Fox News is blatantly conservative and rather than keep it on the down low they boast it.
It's ironic that you would call CNN the Communist News Network because Fox News only shows the news that is good for Republicans ie good for the counrty. China does the same thing with all their stations. Fox News is truly for COMMIES. If you were a REAL AMERICAN who believed in FREEDOM of speech you wouldn't subject yourself to such censorship. IF YOU LOVE COMMIES SO MUCH FUCKING MOVE TO CHINA AND TAKE FOX NEWS WITH YOU!
by GladKerryLost November 4, 2004
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Fox News

UNfair and UNbalanced bullshit that is only watched by close-minded gun-fuckers who are afraid of change.
Fox News gave my uncle cancer. ..
by A_K June 10, 2008
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Fox News

The propaganda mouthpiece of the Republican party. Oftentimes used to broadcast anti-Democrat, anti-LGBT, and anti-Progressive bullshit to the extremely stupid and gullible right-wing flag-waving, gun totting, bible thumping, black hating republican white trash who immediately scream "socialism!" whenever the government tries to do something that actually benefits the American people.
Fox News? More like Faux News!

FOX = For Ornery Xenophobes
by Super Thicc April 24, 2016
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Fox News

Fox news is where the truth rolls over, dies, is brought back to life as a zombie, and begs to be shot again.
Did you hear about Fox News talking about how Obama was born in Kenya!!???
Why are you still watching Fox News?
by Hufff May 18, 2013
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Fox News

Fox news: Election was rigged!
Intelligent people: Classic fox news propaganda.
by Balls Obama May 3, 2023
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Fox News

Fox Spews does occasionally report worhwhile information. The problem is that it is targeted at uneducated rednecks and egangelists.
According to Fox News, Bush is our new savior, and book learnin is for sinners.
by Paul August 21, 2003
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Fox News

A television channel that, despite all evidence to the contrary, is not a comedy or parody channel. they tend to cater to the extreme right of politics, who are in fact, a minority. they just happen to have the loudest audience. Fox news tends to distort news stories to paint the republican party as the hero, or, if there is no way to manipulate the news in the way they want, they resort to a downright ass pull that people nonetheless believe because it's what the want to hear. one such instance was where they claimed the original mass effect game would feature "full frontal nudity" and was a "sex simulation game" that only existed to "corrupt the minds of the new generation.*" heartless bastards only brought in one person who had played the game, and he was an idiot at defending it. in other words, fox is great for a laugh, but don't belive a single thing they say.

*not exact quotes, but close enough.
Jane doe: "did you watch fox news? they have hilarious story going about how democrats are evil!"

John doe: "that's great! you can always count on them for a laugh!"
by ratbrainbasher October 30, 2013
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