Clusterfuck

A Clusterfuck (noun) is a situation in which a group / person who is completely surrounded by other people, sometimes found in crowded zebra crossings.

Other uses include but are not limited to:

Paparazzi.
A rave.
A video game.
A rugby match.

Jeez Bob got clusterfucked by zombies on that game last night

by baedified like a boss May 18, 2016

Clusterfuck

An incredibly messed up situation where multiple things have gone wrong.

See: Greece's economy.

Example: Wow, Greece is a total clusterfuck.

by Pixiesfan84 June 23, 2016

Clusterfuck

A term used to describe the state of the streets and roads of Puerto Rico, which are full of craters, holes, and rocks intertwined in labyrinth-like ways and only funnel-like exits to them inevitably leading to constant traffic jams. And this goes without mentioning the often psychotic, fast, rude, and just plain bad drivers.

Dude 1: "I hit a hole earlier that took out my front left tire."
Dude 2: "Man, these streets are a complete clusterfuck!"

by nessfive0five June 11, 2008

Clusterfuck

When a girl gets fucked by alot of people A.K.A GangBang

She got clusterfucked

by Keith44 June 29, 2009

Clusterfuck

1)A large group of people willingly confined in a small area.

2)A crowd of people trying to file into a room through a doorway at the SAME TIME!!!

1)"Damn, the daily clusterfuck of jocks in the hallway always seems to migrate toward my locker."

2)" Whats with the giant clusterfuck in front of Mrs. Petries Class?"

"Oh that?She's just doing her daily workout with that gay Simmons guy."

by MadxCore October 14, 2008

Clusterfuck

When someone parks behind you and blocks everyone from being able to back out of the driveway

"Dammit! Someone clusterfucked the driveway"

by cptmightymouse July 9, 2009

Clusterfuck

When something is blown out of proportion. Making a mountain out of a molehill.

It's funny how a simple sneeze can turn into a.... clusterfuck. (That's right bitches, Dane Cook!)

by Munkey341750-413751 July 10, 2007