offline browser

A newspaper

When the power is out for an extended period of time, sometimes you have to read in an offline browser.

by aseigler September 8, 2011

Offline Bengee Vibes

A call for much needed financial generosity by a popular gaming streamer only to not reciprocate this generosity to dedicated and supportive fan.

Snutz: I need them offline bengee vibes
Dedicated fan: gotchu

Snutz has gone offline

Dedicated fan: Bro you going to q tonight?

by BrehTacos March 8, 2021

Offline lag escape

Escaping from an unwanted discussion with someone on facebook by leaving facebook and pretending you never saw the incoming message because of the 5 minutes lag when logging out.

That random dude started talking to me on facebook, I had to offline lag escape.

by Meussieur June 21, 2010

Let's take this offline

Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.

The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:

Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.

Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.

by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

Facebook Always Offline

When a person always puts themself offline because they don't want others to know how much time they really spend on Facebook looking at all your friends, friend requesting your friends, the first to comment on a post, reading others posts.

Facebook Always Offline- they show offline but you just posted a comment and 5 seconds later your post has a thumbs up by them! All the time!!!

by greekgrl June 19, 2012

offline raid

When some egotistical degenerate pussies can’t pvp you and/or your group so they sit and wait until you get off

these fucking losers can only offline raid because they’re pussies and can’t win any fight they push

by rustgamer5672 August 9, 2023

Offline

Offline is when someone says one is offline in certain contexts. For example for when someone is out of the loop or doesn’t get/understand a reference of a popular meme/audio/term. Another way it can be use is if someone is zoning or not paying attention they are “offline”. Lastly it can be used when someone is not currently physically there.

Example 1

person a: *zoning out*
person b: *looks over to person a* Bro’s offline.

example 2

person a: So, you’re my pookie.
person b: What? What does pookie mean?
person a: Are you offline?

example 3
person a: Wait, where’s person c?
person b: Oh, person c is offline.

by pookieisoffline<3 July 5, 2024