A steamy motherfucker who likes to lick and suck yer da his avon. Sometimes he tries to get you in his van to then put you in his basement or shed to proceed and earrape the absolute crap out of you.
Ewan: get in my totally not suspicious white van with "free avon" on the side for some free avon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: no ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Ewan: GET IN THE FUCKING VAN U FLAPKUT
*you blackout, wake up later and things get loud*
You: no ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Ewan: GET IN THE FUCKING VAN U FLAPKUT
*you blackout, wake up later and things get loud*
by Advanced Derp April 30, 2017
by Thiccyyy December 10, 2019
by Brown beauty March 10, 2003
by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019
Ewan is a very overdramatic person who lovessssss to make people feel bad about themselves and he thinks that it is okay to act like he is gonna kill himself by putting a gun to his head.But anyone can fall for him like anyone because Ewan could just say hi to you and you would fall in love with him only because of his cute ass eyes and personality....
by skirrrttt February 20, 2019
by Greg musarda December 14, 2016
A Ewan is a highly respected captain of his race. The race I mean is the albino race. All Ewans are pasty albino white boys who can get very sun burn. Ewans are also virgins and will never get laid. He is the most albino the albinos can get and sometimes comoflaugue. But the thing about Ewans is that you can't see them that well and are mistaken for ghost. Ewans cannot bounce and can go to Gulag.
I can't see him, it must be an Ewan.
He so white that he's an Ewan.
Ewan is the pasty albino white person of all time.
He so white that he's an Ewan.
Ewan is the pasty albino white person of all time.
by Yao Guy June 13, 2018