I saw god

A slang statement used to express shock.

Jack: "How many zombies did you see out there?"
David: "I did and, I saw god..."

by Psssuuuuu December 24, 2022

God’s Power

God’s Power, the best person you will ever meet.period ! They are the best listener, the best advice giver, and just all around a joy to be around. They have a great taste in fashion. They care very much about the people in their life. Most definitely the most loyal friend, companion, or significant other to have. They fill the room with happiness and exude positive energy! Truly the life of the party. Also the kindest most sweet person. Will show their affection with physical touch or acts of kindness. There is no on on Earth with a bigger heart. If you have a God’s power in your life, then keep them! It is truly an honor to be in their life!
Also they are the warmest big spoon ever!

“ The winter used to be brutal!”

“Thank goodness I have God’s Power to keep me warm all night long!”

“Thanks God’s Power, you’re the best big spoon ever!”

by Aussielover19 June 18, 2021

I saw God

Whenever someone comes to a climax in an extraordinary way, to the point that one sees white light and stars or it feels like a transcendent, heavenly experience from the sexual activity one took part in.

You were amazing, I think I saw God fifteen times!

by CrispyLingo December 12, 2023

present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019

good morning and god bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet. Its a good morning and god bless!

Wife "Why did you just come out of the bathroom with dirty dishes?"

you "It was a good morning and god bless!"

by MitchyAK12 May 23, 2018

Moses The God

The definition of, “Moses The God.” refers to a Dragon Ball Term of “ Big Peen, Strong and Bulky.” They are usually beautiful, a good peen size, strong, good with their Ki and Isn’t like his dickrider Oniyon. Oniyon is also a person that fucks NPCs and themselves are night.

Oh my goodness have you seen “Moses The God” He is so attractive and different from the others!

by TheGoat123OofXD November 2, 2019

oh my god

something you say when they kill kenny

guy 1: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
guy 2: YOU BASTARDS

by yuzu :3 April 30, 2022