feminine penis 

Someone who has a penis and who identifies as a female.

Shelby is a female and has a penis, therefore she has a feminine penis.

feminine penis by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021

Large penis 

Something YOU don't have

"Wow who's large penis is that?!"
"Certainly not mine"

Large penis by Bigbadussy April 1, 2022

Sarah's Penis 

A penis large enough to block out the sun. Causing a total eclipse.

Jupiter is smaller than a Sarah's Penis!

Sarah's Penis by Dabe July 16, 2008

token penis

The one male in a group of females. Usually the male has to do tasks the females don't wish to or are unable to do.

Tom was the token penis at our card game and had to get on the ladder to change the lightbulb.

token penis by arktikwife April 24, 2011

broadband penis 

Premature ejaculation. When connected to a portal, download only takes a few seconds

Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?

Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started

broadband penis by CAMRA man July 3, 2011

seasoned penis 

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve

"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"

seasoned penis by Swift2 August 5, 2012

buried penis 

When the pannis, or pear shaped gut, obscures the penis.

He can't see his own dick because his gut is too big. He has a case of buried penis.

buried penis by gsmack April 24, 2014