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John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy
I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life
by Shira November 1, 2020
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John role

A role given in the that place server, has variations such as minijohn and god John, the hierarchy going like this
Protogens -> no roles -> minijohn -> John -> god John
John role people: *talk about dehz furry or something*
New minijohn: *exists*
New minijohn: *is a slave*
Let me catch pokemans Steve
by ¨Zakil¨ March 24, 2020
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Faker John

Faker John is one the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™ along with Maria Williams and Peter
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.
Person 1: Matthew is such a jerk! Can you believe what he did to Jenny?
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John
by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023
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john

sexy ass beast like entity who gets all the girls
soz john if ur reading this but i lied
by milky_banana-69 October 31, 2021
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John

If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.
He’s awesome in bed but doesn’t look like he is, who is he?

- Oh, That’s John
by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021
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John hardy

A gay guy who sucks lots of penis fron the back
by Historian121 May 27, 2019
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